Latest Nightmare

I went to sleep listening to ancient history documentaries on YouTube. Nightmare's ensued. Aside from the Badger with the head of a Warthog snapping at my ankles from under my rickety front steps, I was still reeling from being stuck on the beach surrounded by the predators. This family in a camper saw my plight and quickly backed up through the gauntlet of gnashing teeth and I was able to only climb up the rear ladder before I was swarmed from below. The camper got stuck in the sand. The animal preserve was closed.